December 2009
147 posts
November 2009
82 posts
alisonagosti:
Thanksgiving conversation.
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Just hanging out with Distasonis & Thetaiotamicron. Life is good.
My white coat didn’t button this morning. That’s how much weight I’ve gained. I know I’ve made jokes about gaining weight in medical school, but it really made me pay attention when I couldn’t button my white coat that I wore like a giant potato sack just a few months ago.
Time to start running.
You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep...
yowhatsthehaps:
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!! GO TEAM!!!!!
Also, does Motrin have caffeine in it? PROBABLY.
In about five minutes I have to do a full physical exam, consisting of over 143 steps & I’ve been singing this to myself all morning!
You’re my brian-twin, it’s true.
tinyclicks:
Piebald - Fat and Skinny Asses
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One more test tomorrow, followed by: Thanksgiving break! Aww Yeah Mario Wii!!
PS you guys are the best!!! Thanks so much!
BEE!!!
monkeyfrog:
I’m in bed screaming!! I just saw Bee on TV! She was in a crepe restaurant in Lincoln Park! I’m yelling “It’s Bee! It’s Bee!” Then Jeff was saying “Okay, it’s bee. What do you mean?” “beethemedicalstudentohholycow!!”
IT’S ME! IT’S ME!
ULTIMATE GOALS!
worldwarmike:
Here is my list of ultimate goals that I need to accomplish before I die!
- Reunite the Czech Republic and Slovakia under the same flag. A GIANT WHITE FLAG!
- Be a guest on Oprah. She will interview me about my comic collection and other stuff.
- Sing the 7th inning stretch song at Wrigley Field. (From the booth. With the mic.)
- Ride an elephant!
- Own 100 comic book themed...
Dear World,
Don’t go to medical school.
Love,
Bee
It’s weird how “Friday night” doesn’t mean anything to me!! At least I don’t have to think about “what to do.” That’s cool because I’m a bad at making decisions & would probably end up staying home, eating Ben & Jerry’s and watching The Simpsons. Thanks for saving my life, Medical School.
I hate being tired!
It makes me feel boring.
And when I’m tired, I think I must be depressed.
My brain sucks. Wanna trade?
Episode 11: Gonorrhea is shaped liked a kidney...
blanddiva11:
So it’s cute?
Bee has fidgets?
Unicorns could maybe eat uni-candycorn. (My contribution)
Wayfarin. I can’t spell it. (blood thinner) in clover is killing cows.
Dick cheese-I want to unsee this.
Bee REALLY likes gonorrhea.
Can you blow a template?
How can people collapse from peeing?
Why do you put a towel on your chin?
Dave or Mike wants to menstruate.
Wieners and boobs.
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GUYS, HE SAID YES!!!!
tinyclicks:
Now what?
Can I be the wedding singer?
I just listened to my two favorite podcasts, and...
sarkastickunt:
And that if I stop waxing my mustache, people will still like me even if I’m an asshole.
Okay, so I’m sort of obsessed with how smart & amazing you are & this just made me VERY HAPPY.
P.S.
I’ve called Dave “Navi” since the Earth was born & I guess I should clarify what that means.
Dave is a workMachine. He is always working on something in that giant brain of his. Well, when I want to hang out & he can’t cuz he’s a grownup with a job, I sit & stare at him working on the COMPUTER! He’s always on that thing.
When we were young, I mean...
OH HAI RHEUMATIC FEVER.
Tony D, I wish we were in the same city RIGHT NOW!!
You know how most people drink socially? I've...
