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Handturkey #6
For Bee. Dr. Handturkey can’t breathe very well in a latex glove but it’s better than being covered in viruses and diseases and germs and bacteria and skin flakes and cooties and parasitic worms and poopies and spit and fungus.
AIMEE! How did I miss my handturkey? I just saw it & I’m so excited! I made Dr. Handturkey my official Thanksgiving desktop.
Happy Thanksgiving, Aimee! Thanks for making ours extra nice with your awesome handturkey drawings!
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!! GO TEAM!!!!!
Also, does Motrin have caffeine in it? PROBABLY.
In about five minutes I have to do a full physical exam, consisting of over 143 steps & I’ve been singing this to myself all morning!
You’re my brian-twin, it’s true.
Piebald - Fat and Skinny Asses
Because “watch where you step and I’ll watch where I stab” and it’s cheerier than Scared Bunnies.
Slightly.
P.S. Fun is how you make it, not where you make it.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF ALL TIME! Dave & I saw them play & danced & yelled & pointed & screamed with a bunch of other pleasant & awesome people!
“This long weekend was too much for me, too long and difficult to swallow down! What have I got to say for myself??? Well, I really got that dishwasher good!!!”
Here we are again. Heading back to Chicago to see what damage the Dinodorks have wrought upon our lovely Manor.
If I have to clear up one more illicit giraffe smuggling, I swear to god…
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU, GRUMPASAURUS!
This is Bee Chipotle-Cougar’s bike. It is French.
I love my bike! Dave built it for me! Her name is Sofia!